Losing.
 

I lost my first wife, Linda.

I lost my second wife, Rain.
I lost my dog
I lost my luggage.
I lost my baggage.
 
I lost my sanity.
I lost my morality.
I lost my spoon down the back of the seat.
 
I lost some hair.
I lost some sleep.
 
I lost my perspective.
I lost my patience.
I lost my wife's purse.
 
I lost my wallet.
I lost my Manet.
 
I lost my ability to rhyme.
 
I lost half a house,
half an ounce,
half a stone
and half a life.
 
I'm told its all in locker 364 at Heathrow.