top of page the emporium you are now visiting, is run by musician, Henry Funkuncle. Contact him below.

Henry's father, 70 year old Edward J. Funkuncle, is a retired N.Y. artist, writer & entrepreneur (Edward J. Funkuncle's diary here.)

Calvin Funkuncle, the eldest son, runs CFC (Calvin Funkuncle Corporation), a multimillion dollar company specialising in, amongst other things, technology, argiculture and soft-porn. This company has no links to the site you are now visiting. In fact best you avoid it at all costs.

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