New Funkuncle Guestbook
Thank you for visiting the Funkuncle Guestbook. This was the place
if you have any questions for RICKY THE MUMMIFIED SQUIRREL
(from chapter 5). Unfortunately I had to delete this service below because spam
was driving me insane.You can however email Ricky through the contacts page,
or just email: ricky@funkuncle.com
Great Site! I love it. I'll be back soon! I like this site too: http://www.toshain.com/ painting
painting
San Diego, CA USA - Friday, July 30, 2004 at 19:13:51 (MDT)
Sing hey! for the bath at close of day
That washes the weary mud away!
A loon is he that will not sing:
O! Water Hot is a noble thing!
O! Sweet is the sound of falling rain,
and the brook that leaps from hill to plain;
but better than rain or rippling streams
is Water Hot that smokes and steams.
O! Water cold we may pour at need
down a thirsty throat and be glad indeed;
but better is Beer, if drink we lack,
and Water Hot poured down the back.
O! Water is fair that leaps on high
in a fountain white beneath the sky;
but never did fountain sound so sweet
as splashing Hot Water with my feet!
-- J. R. R. Tolkien
paxil
paxil <
New York, NY USA - Friday, July 30, 2004 at 13:59:10 (MDT)
Hey, it is weird but very nice. Ricky seem any kind of root but not a squirrel. But it should be in a museum if it is an Egyptian mummy. And so everybody could admire him. Anyway thanks a lot. I will keep watching your site while I am at job.
take care
Masao <
Ferrol, Spain - Friday, June 18, 2004 at 09:47:08 (MDT)
(answer to question below) Dear Devin. There are no hard and fast answers regarding love. Also, I can only talk for squirrels. Squirrels couples tend to hang around together for a few years and then start looking at other squirrels sensing there may be something they're missing out on somewhere in another tree or hole, so to speak. This is a trap. This is romantic love and can wane somewhat leaving either indifference or, if you're lucky and you chose right in the first place, what we call True Love behind. In the end, if we intend to stay with someone for the long haul then this is what we end up with so you had better make sure it's there underneath the sexy-candlelit-dinner-staying-up-all-night-lusty-romantic-kind of love. This is more akin to friendship but hopefully better as it comes with expensive christmas presents and semi-regular sex. If you feel very unselfish regarding another squirrel and see their happiness as all important, this is a sure sign. Like, if you would, without thinking, dive infront of a car to try and save them, or do their tax return without complaining too much. If you like to hang out with them as much as your old friends this is another good sign, while if you would prefer to watch TV or sleep rather than ever talk to them, this is sign to move on. Hope this helps.
Ricky the Mummified Squirrel
- Wednesday, June 09, 2004 at 06:45:26 (MDT)
Question for the Mummified squirrel: How does one know if they are in love, and what does in love really mean? Are there a set number of actions, or feelings that constitute "in love", or a criteria? Finally, are you in love with anything?
Devin Gaffney <
Lake Oswego, OR USA - Tuesday, May 25, 2004 at 19:25:53 (MDT)
(Regarding question below) Melissa. I have emailed you an address of a man called Tiny in Harlem. Take the lift to the 5th floor. Room 16. Knock three times. He will help you with your teeth. He will know someone who will help you with your drains.
E. J. Funkuncle
USA - Monday, April 19, 2004 at 06:40:26 (MDT)
Ricky, My teeth need fixing. Do you know a good dentist? Also my drains are blocked.
Mr Freddy High-pants
melbourne, VIC Australia - Tuesday, April 06, 2004 at 04:51:45 (MDT)
ANSWER TO SKY'S QUESTION (BELOW)
From Ricky.
Sky, I often wonder this myself. As I sit around watching the kid downstairs scuttling around after Mr Funkuncle I think how DO you find such a subservient minion prepared to answer to your beck and call. My guess is you should head to the streets in search of a pathetic, lowlife with obvious self-esteem issues. They will then be happy to hang around bathing in the light of your superior brilliance. I hope I don't sound uppity but, as you probably know, the squirrel social system is based on a strong class order, so I can't help it - it just comes out that way.
RICKY THE MUMMIFIED
SQUIRREL
USA - Wednesday, March 31, 2004 at 22:14:26 (MST)
Hey, hope you successfully glued the dictionary back together. I guess it probably had a broken spine. And on the subject of spines, did you know over 99% of all animal species are invertebrates (spineless--I know a few myself) and that invertebrates comprise over 30 major animal groups and over 5 million species? Oh, and I hope it's okay that I put a link to your site on my site. Yours, with respect & admiration, Sky
Question for Ricky the mummified squirrel: How can I find an amazing assistant like Ant?
Sky Pape
New York, NY USA - Friday, March 26, 2004 at 08:56:59 (MST)
Love your work Mr Funk.
Mikeee
USA - Thursday, March 25, 2004 at 01:56:44 (MST)
RE: QUESTION BELOW: Kenny, Ricky the Mummified squirrel says that your problem is in part caused by the fact that you are less comfortable talking to your potential future-wife than a mummified Squirrel. Ricky's advice is to take small steps towards marriage, like, for example, talking on the phone or going on a date. The rest will flow naturally. Glad to be of help.
RICKY THE MUMMIFIED SQUIRREL
- Tuesday, March 23, 2004 at 21:10:44 (MST)
Question for Ricky the mumified Squirel. I want to ask a girl called Mary to marry me but I fear she doesn't like me enough. What should I do?
Kenny
CA, USA - Tuesday, March 23, 2004 at 04:07:15 (MST)
This Guest Book was created April 2004 after the original and wonderful guest book was destroyed by a crappy host site.
- Saturday, March 20, 2004 at 01:27:26 (MST)